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Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.
He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.
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drive the dump truck 

Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".
Seth: Let's get this last set of squats in before I have to drive the dump truck

Lance: damnit...
drive the dump truck by s1337 September 19, 2009

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.
After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

The Philly dump truck 

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly.
Oh man that girl is so cool. She let me do the Philly dump truck on her stomach. I love her man!

dump the truck 

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band
Band director: Dump the Truck!
dump the truck by deej1138 October 12, 2009

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

Lil shawty with the dumptruck 

Someone who is short and has a massive juicy dumptruck.

Formally known as Cameron and has two big fangirls.
"Omg who is that with the dumptruck?"
"That must be lil shawty with the dumptruck"