3 definitions by s1337
An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
Isaacc is uber noober at cooking.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
by s1337 September 17, 2009
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
by s1337 September 17, 2009
Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".
by s1337 September 17, 2009