The Dial-up 

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

The Dial-up by Lupussong August 22, 2019

off the dial 

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"

That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!

off the dial by CTOndracek December 4, 2010

Twisting the dial 

talking to someone, shooting the breeze

Sean and Dina were twisting the dial during lunch.

Twisting the dial by definition11 March 20, 2010

Twist the Dial 

to talk or converse; to enjoy a social chat

Michelle and Monika twist the dial on a daily basis after third period.

Twist the Dial by HC123 March 20, 2010

turn the dial 

Adjective: not a negative or positive but rather a way to move past a moment.

Turn the dial, if you bout to wild out, flip the script quick, before you bust em in the mouth.

Turn the dial, because its's Friday at 5, just got paid , so its time to get live.

turn the dial by Born2lead November 1, 2015

On the Dial

To be dialling.
High on speed/ other amphetamine based substances. another term for 'Tuning'

Person 1: "Man, that taxi driver was sure on the dial!"

Person 2: "yeh he probly got up just before he found us"

On the Dial by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013