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The DIYer 

The DIYer is an article written by Artie Wallace and published weekly in The Rockaway Times as well as in the North Shore Local.

TDS DIYer is another weekly article written by Artie Wallace for website called The Dollar Stretcher.com

The DIYer is also the name of the book written by Artie Wallace and published through LuLu.com
Book title; The DIYer by Artie Wallace

You can find out more about The DIYer and Artie Wallace at TheDIYerbyArtieWallace.com

On April 29th of 2017, Artie Wallace took The DIYer to the next step by creating a free DIYer class in Rockaway Beach, NY to teach people from the local community. His classes are recorded and aired on his Web TV Channel which can be found at TheDIYerbyArtieWallace.info

Artie Wallace's background includes over 30 years in the Home Improvement Field, his work was featured in a show called Hidden Money Makeover (in which he appeared briefly) which aired on The TLC Channel, his book (The DIYer by Artie Wallace) and over 2 years of writing DIYer articles.

The DIYer was inspired by Artie Wallace's desire to give back to the community in which he works and lives. As The DIYer grew within the local community, the inspiration grew to where through his book, classes and Web TV Channel, he hopes o help and inspire others throughout the country.
The DIYer created this himself.
The DIYer updated her bathroom herself.
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The Dirty Guzman 

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.
I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night
The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

The Dirty Ridge 

Nickname for Pound Ridge, NY. Used by most every teen in town (although probably mostly males), it refers NOT to everyone being filthy rich, as that is only a VERY small percentage. And those dudes probably don't know it's even called The Dirty. Was developed originally because there is nowhere to hang but the reservation and reservoirs, and the kids would come home filthy dirty. Was adopted primarily as a word of pride from the local boys, because not only were they not afraid of getting filthy and lost in the woods, they kept their filthy secrets SECRET. What happens in The Dirty, stays in The Dirty. A Bedford guy will never be as cool as one from The Dirty Ridge. Just a fact.
Yo yo, where the squad chillin tonight?

The reservoir in The Dirty Ridge, bring the usual, we gonna get HYPE.
The Dirty Ridge by salsterg May 29, 2018

Running from the dick 

When a female can not handle the dick during sexual intercourse
“Damn baby this dick got you running
“Why you running from the dick

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.
I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.
Jerry the dick by Limonski January 17, 2020