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A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
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Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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When you're describing someone or something that is inconstant or unpredictable, or describing a situation or moment that's ambiguous.
Jason: Guys listen to this, is it Laurel or Yanny?
Jamie: It's Laurel.
Alex: No, it's Yanny.
Hannah: No, it's both. Sometimes I hear Laurel and sometimes I hear Yanny.
Jason: You're right. It's so tilt.

Tyler: Dude, do you want to go to the bar on 5th ave?
Matt: Idk, sometimes its lit, and then sometimes its not.
Tyler: Yeah, I know dude, that place is tilt.

Jake: My brother is in the middle of getting a sex transition surgery. I'm not sure if I should be calling him my brother or my sister.
Luke: Dude, that's so tilt.

Jessica: How do you like working at the grocery store?
Adam: Ehh, sometimes things are going good, and then other times at a given moment things suck. It's tilt.

Maria: What's it like working with Justin?
Anna: Sometimes he works hard and helps out, but then other times he's just lazy and doesn't want to do anything. Just like a scale, he is tilt. He can lean in either direction.
by runninghighkid July 22, 2018
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