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The Dead Tree 

A form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. To perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. Then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. Simple, yet amazing.
Example One:

Joe: Look at Ford on the stage! ...What is he doing?
Peter: Why, that's The Dead Tree! Ford must be having a great time.

Example Two:

Jimbo: Dude, I love this song!
Wallace: DO THE DEAD TREE!!!
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The Dead Weather 

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.
Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".
The Dead Weather by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010

The dead milkmen 

"The dead milkmen rock!"
The dead milkmen by Jerad October 10, 2003

The Dead Muskrat Clan 

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

the dead kennedy's 

Possibly the best band ever. Sings crazy songs with great political messages. Used to be fronted by Jello Biafra.
The Dead Kennedy's have songs like: "I Kill Children, Dear Abby, California Uber Allies, Anarchy For Sale, and I Fought the Law (And I Won)"

The Dead Milkmen 

The Dead Milkmen are possibly one of the best punk bands ever, with probably the best sense of humor. Good band with a lot of good songs.
Mike- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Jack- I don't know.
Mike- Word around town is that you're gonna go see The Dead Milkmen.
Jack- Yeah, I'm thinkin' about goin to see The Dead Milkmen

the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.
what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.