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Zebra Hairbrush

A hairbrush that is owned by Gilas. It smells like it was the hairbrush of something dead.

Ew Gilda has a zebra hairbrush what a loser.

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 October 16, 2021

1. A very common disease in which a person cannot be near a ginger without barfing or killing them.
2. The condition of discriminating against gingers and everything that they stand for.
3. The fear of the color orange.
4. Someone who is scared of Ed Sheeran.
5. Someone who constantly puts down gingers because they have the most beautiful hair color and they are insecure about their life decisions and are also homeless.
6. Someone who does not know correct grammar.

“Ew, itsa ginger”
“EWWW IT’S A HOMELESS KID WHO HAS GINGERPHOBIA EW SO DISGUSTING EW GET AWAY FROM ME”

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021

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Fluffy

A knife that is named Fluffy. It may kill you.

OMG ITS FLUFFY AHHH IMMA DIE

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 26, 2021

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The Dead Muskrat Clan

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

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