3 definitions by red dick that hurt

hair cream

to cum in some ones shampoo bottle with out telling them

i gave her my hair cream

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.

what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

cawipe

to use a cat as toilet paper

the roll was out so i had to cawipe

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009