The
action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of
dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the
bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit
dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-
fucking-sense, don't cough on other
people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you
go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
