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The Cramps 

R.I.P Lux (Erick Lee Purkhiser) Interior (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) musician and a founding member of the legendary band The Cramps. He died at 4:30am on February 4, 2009, in Glendale, California of a pre-existing heart condition. The Cramps and Lux will be sadly missed.
I saw The Cramps at least 60 times and they were always kick ass.
The Cramps by Old Skool Jim February 5, 2009

silence of the clams 

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.
It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.
silence of the clams by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Enjoy the clams 

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"
Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

the clamp 

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
the clamp by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

The Clamp 

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.
The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.
The Clamp by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

The Claps 

If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps
"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"
The Claps by sam fisk April 19, 2004