cinch the peet 

The universal definition is "to get something done," but it can be stretched to mean "to close the deal," "to sell," etc. The opposite of procrastinating.

Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!

cinch the peet by The Best Bean April 23, 2015

the clinch 

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

the clinch by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

the cincinnati c 

A variation of the shocker with the hand in a “C” shape, all four fingers in the vagina and the thumb in the anus.

Got behind the wife in the shower and gave her the Cincinnati C last night.

the cincinnati c by Death and Destruction Miller December 15, 2017

the Cincinnati cum slinger 

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.

" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"

the Cincinnati cum slinger by brian bays April 12, 2010

The Cincinnati slambo shot 

The act of the male running full force with his dick out trying to stick it a women’s unlubed asshole

“And now The Cincinnati slambo shot all the way from pum fuck New Mexico.”

The Cincinnati slambo shot by Osamabinballen November 3, 2020

The Cincinnati Shanty

The act of getting fellatio while wearing a snuggie

I was too cozy to take off my snuggie so she gave me The Cincinnati Shanty

The Cincinnati Shanty by jaydub9000 November 6, 2011

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union 

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community

"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union by The DirtyOlive February 3, 2013