I blame the Chews
I blame the Chews by Durango August 20, 2019
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chews the root
(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.
This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.
This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.
chews the root by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005
the cheese off my cock
An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021
cut the cheese
1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
cut the cheese by Online Fan November 19, 2016
The Cheese Touch
Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
The Cheese Touch by Stetard March 23, 2020
The Cheese touch
A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
The Cheese touch by Megladonrider August 18, 2020