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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology 

A magnet school in Baltimore county, MD. Contrary to popular belief, Carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. Instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. Sports teams have the highest average GPA in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. Selective but not full of elitists, even though we have won so many awards and recognitions it's worth being proud of.
Primes: Dance, Voice, Theater, D&P, Visual Arts, Literary, Cosmetology, Culinary, Business, Carpentry
"Where did you go to high school?"
"Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, in Towson."
"Really?! That's so cool!"
"Definitely, it was such a great way to get ahead in dancing/theater/culinary/etc."
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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology 

Acronym- Crappy Artworks Run Violently Eager to Rule earth.
A Baltimore School with thirteen primes and artsy fartsy problems. Insanity diffuses from the Detention Center, affecting the minds of these teenagers. The most unpopular prime is definitely business, figures.
If you want to pursue art, I guess Carver Center for the Arts and Technology is for you.
AP Studio kid- Hey guys, I'm gonna paint the entire school purple! We can turn it into one huge lounge!
Visual Arts Gang- Yay! Lets do bad things with our pallet knives and paint pussies everywhere!
Cosmotology Girls- Let's make our own salon!

ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.
Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.
ted the caver by Caver Boy December 4, 2007

the Carter 

The apartment complex Wesley Snipe's character Nino Brown's converts into a crack den in the movie New Jack City.

Lil' Wayne's "Tha Carter" albums are a homage to the building in the movie.
Gee Money: You're not thinking of taking over the Carter, are you?
Nino Brown: Yeah, we takin' over the Carter. We gon' bum rush the whole damn thing.
the Carter by gimp666 August 19, 2009

The Carter Theory 

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.

playing the cavern 

My girlfriend seemed to enjoy it when I played the cavern last night.
playing the cavern by Pete November 10, 2004

The Carter Effect 

When u can fuck someone's personality.
Damn she got the Carter effect going for her but her ass flat.
The Carter Effect by Denseenigma December 23, 2018