A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
by downs is the new up October 07, 2009