the buttholio

Another term for an asshole. An assholio. Don't be an assholio.

You Buttholio!! You ate my nachos!

"The buttholio" likes to act like an asshole, he or she will do shit to piss you off.

the buttholio by Sahalee5 November 27, 2013

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keep it on the butthole

To keep secret or private; possessing information or material that is confidential, only to an individual or select few, and must remain that way.

Popularized in late 2020 Western New York during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t think we should tell Anthony about this. He has never been able to keep it on the butthole with anything. If I know that guy, he will tell everyone and their mother.

keep it on the butthole by z.e.M.D December 16, 2020

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Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man

Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.

Jack the Butthole Ripper by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011

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The Butthole Game

Popular among coprophiles, the game was first introduced to the downtown area of Pittsburgh in 2010 by Alex Pournaras, a Yugoslavian peasant who immigrated to Canada and later to the U.S., who claims to be its originator. Commonly known as The Butthole Guy or the shortened BHG for his regularly engaging in it, Alex would play the game with unsuspecting females by offering them a one hundred dollar bill (which he never had) if he couldn't accurately guess what they had for dinner every day during the previous week. This was achieved by his then bending them over and examining their rectal cavity with one of his fingers and smelling it. When necessary he would even lick off some of the smelly brown sewage to help determine its composition with his tastebuds. To give the impression that he had failed to accomplish his task he would often recite the following poem before submitting an answer:

Grilled cheese sandwich,
Tomato soup,
I smell a Twinkie,
The rest is poop.

By this means the thirty year old freshman of Point Park University with no clearly defined major or career goal was able to get multiple young girls to sleep with him.

Alex says, "Hey, Jarad, Rob, Danie', Vince—I tried to play The Butthole Game with this homeless girl recently and I caught herpes on my fingers. Does this mean I have to stop doing it?"

We reply sarcastically with one voice, "Nooooo, Alex, not at all."

The Butthole Game by The Uptown Bandit November 4, 2014