the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.

jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.

by whatwhat? April 14, 2008

Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

Brooklyn Decker

When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.

Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!

by lostarchitect July 1, 2011

Brooklyn Decker

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.

Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010