I hitch-hiked downtown to scavenge the waste-
paper bins at the post office, looking to see if anyone had discarded any Nielsen
TV Ratings Survey envelopes with two $1 bills hidden inside... yep, got to admit it --- guess I've finally joined "The Greed Breed", LOL!! Well, maybe I'm not really being greedy per
se --- I mean, I just would hate to see perfectly good cash get discarded, merely because many of the
junk-mail envelopes' other recipients didn't even know dat da cash was in there. Who WOULDN'T wanna pick up an
easy two bucks just like that???