8 definitions by voltaire1778

Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."

guy1: Which french man actuly quite liked England?
guy2:Voltaire

by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009

Twilight

one of the best series of books ever. READ IT!!!!!! shit film though so dont watch that makes the book look shit shit shit

guy:read Twilight yet?
girl:yeah very good, shit film though

by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009

SFA

1.Sweet Fuck all

2.Shortys Favela Agency

1.what u up 2?
sfa

2.so what's yor team called?
Shortys Favela Agency(lol)

by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009

Mogget

the best charector in a book ever scathing and wit + likes fish.in the books Sabrial,Lirial and Abhorsen by Garth Nix

the eighth one?
you know Mogget.

by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009

The Last Of A Dying Breed

A wicked band band with some local heroes in it, from cumbria up and coming.Donated all of the money from there last gig to help cockermouth school's music department.

did you see "The Last Of A Dying Breed" last night there gonna be BIG

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

sod

used in online chat means "sigh of disbelief" often used in a sarcastic way

guy1:turnips not a rude word
guy2:it is if u sit on one
guy1:sod

by voltaire1778 April 16, 2009

grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009