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The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

The Brad and Chad 

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.
This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”

The Braden Evasion 

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful
Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

the bradford 

When one man creates the suction on another man anus. Usually in gay intercourse.
I want to perform the bradford on you
the bradford by Urface November 25, 2013

The Brad Pitt Theory 

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.
"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

the brad 

the meaning of "the brad" can vary somewhat but is the term is the act of someone doing sexually inappropriate gestures or badly timed sexual advances or just playing being a sexual predator the thing about the act of the brad is the person preforming these acts will think that they are fine and not creepy at all he or she will usually use the excuse i was just being casual
hey hows that guy over there trying to take a the fat smelly pregnant woman home that's such "the brad" thing to do

the other night i was making out with my girlfriend and my house mate was watching and licking his lips dude was so casual about the act of "the brad" i think he doesn't know how gross he is i am pretty sure he is into grobmullers

did you see that old chick she fully pulled "the brad" on me when i was dunk i think she licked my ass "the brad" of all brads
the brad by Jezzagrob September 3, 2014