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Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!
Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

The Bionicle Generation 

Children (mainly 2000s kids) who grew up with the Bionicle toy line. They also remember the movies and video games associated with the toy as well.
I'm a proud member of the Bionicle generation because Bionicle is one of the best kids toys ever made!

Flash the BIOS 

After being shot-down, a patron at a bar or club combines GHB or roofies with complimentary alcoholic beverages on their target to induce a sudden loss of memory, resulting in a fresh opportunity to score.
Jon: Yo dude, did Sally finally let you bang her last night!?

Tom: Yeah, sorta... I had to flash the BIOS, but it was totally worth it!
Flash the BIOS by 312steve October 26, 2012

Doing the biology homework 

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

The Bionic 

A sex act in the reverse cowgirl position where the guy sneaks into the girl's purse and plays with her new phone while she enjoys the ride.
I gave that girl from the bar the Bionic last night.
The Bionic by Jinxdoom September 23, 2011