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the apache 

You are about to go down on a chick who is on the rag. Before you dive in you dip your finger in her snatch use ger blood to draw war paint on your face and then you raise one hand in the air and use your other to make a native war call.
Veronica made me go down on her while she was on the rag. So to get psyched I gave her the apache. She was so turned on.
the apache by Jerbear83 June 11, 2006
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The Apache Chief 

Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.
Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.

The Apache spulunki 

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole
“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

The Apache Spulunki 

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole
“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”

The oppressed apache 

The Oppressed Apache: The act in which ones bunghole is pounded so hard that it cries a single tear for its people after the senseless beatings and hostilities have ceased.
Sorry babe I gave you the oppressed apache last night. I just really was into it ballsdeep Alabama hot pocket Cleveland steamer
A headache so bad that you just want to throw up.
I had such a theadache yesterday... I had to go home early.
theadache by AKHAN!!! May 23, 2008
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