The Morgan Freeman

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.

My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.

by Thompison333 October 18, 2019

Morgan Freeman

God

Morgan Freeman is God

by Octosc August 23, 2017

Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

by Lily Miera March 1, 2008

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex June 15, 2005

Morgan Freeman

Black Jesus

I wish I could be more like Morgan Freeman.

by 12345678890-098765432345678908 February 5, 2011

Morgan Freeman

God.

Oh thank Morgan Freeman!

by the voice of god is morgan fre March 1, 2010

Morgan Freeman

1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)

2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.

A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies

B: Morgan Freeman?

A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman



"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"

by Felix Greene April 4, 2009