When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.
I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.
by Sandrab August 1, 2011
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When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.
Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.
by Bryan April 19, 2005
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A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.
by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015
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An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit
by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020
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A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together
Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder
No fucking way.”
by NottTelljng September 30, 2021
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Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child
Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners
by Cowbow tow tucker February 2, 2022
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A combat weapon in Natural-Selection used to heat up aliens to very high tempatures to annoy them.
Marine: DIE ONOS!!!111
Onos: Stop that. *chomp*
by Kuroneko September 21, 2003
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