Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.
Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.
by JMGLosAngeles February 7, 2018
A stupid bitch that trolls everyone cause he has no friends. Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
Nurt from Final Fantasy is a stupid fucking twatwaffle, he ruins the game they should replace him with another character.
by mr azzhole January 6, 2019
A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.
That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
by Larayne March 20, 2014
A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.
Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.
Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!
Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!
by snackysnack November 7, 2023
by Miikro June 15, 2004
occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
by Moggraider May 16, 2008