v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia
typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.
The female equivalent of teabagging
. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia
, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.
First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.
Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.