by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2011
When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad
"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020
by Widerstand May 17, 2023
When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
by Ooway January 1, 2018
A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
by captaintumeke June 1, 2022
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
by Scooba_Man_Steve November 8, 2019