No Shit

To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.

No shit, sherlock.

by smaq February 22, 2003

shit

shit ~ poop and/or crap

I took a shit on your porch.
That is bullshit!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

this shit

This Shit can be described as a situation upheld by three truths.
. A disregard for any state of sympathy
. A presence of an antagonist, may it be man or nature
. A general confusion causing simplification in the ideology

wtf is "this shit" yo?
Damn dat shit wacky

by analogousSnek May 3, 2017

and shit

A "filler phrase"
When you become too lazy to finish a sentence or you just realize you dont want to finish the sentence.

Also used when a more important matter must be expressed. substitutes points of ill importance.

"so I was mowing my lawn and shit then this fucking guy lets his dog shit on my lawn"

"Oh I was out with the guys.
girlfirned: What did you do?
"Oh you know we went to the bar and ..
you know the bar and shit. Hey how about that Sea Biscuit movie! wanna go see that?"

by Zee'Krey January 26, 2005

it's a shit

Phrase used to express regret about an unfortunate situation.

"Dude this weather sucks."

"I know, it's a shit."

by Natty Scumbo May 26, 2009

The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

by Bob October 10, 2004

shit as

The ultimate definition of shit. When something is so preposterously shit, this can be used to express your disbelief and/or opinion.

Riv: "Have you been to that new club in town yet?"
Dan: "Yeah, it's shit as."

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Riv: "Did you hear about Joe being dumped by his girlfriend?!"
Rob: "What? That's shit as."

by Riveh December 18, 2005