ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden April 2, 2018

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Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

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Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend June 26, 2007

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