4 definitions by The Kingsbray Chookie
Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019
Like the style of cocktail, in which a mix of liquor and flavoring are combined over ice in a tall glass, The Henry Lawson Highball is derived from the act of having sex with a woman who riding you "cowgirl style" proceeds to expel ejaculatory liquid from her pussy through orgasm. While this is going on, the intense pushing from the females pelvic region causes the mans bridge of skin from the head of the penis to the shaft to tear and begin to bleed at the same time as reaching orgasm and he himself ejaculating.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
Last night I picked up that slut from the pub, mixed her a Henry Lawson Highball, it was intense! I had to wrap my dick in a towel for an hour after.
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 6, 2019
Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.
Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!
Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!
Hosea: What kind?
Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!
Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!
Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!
Hosea: What kind?
Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!
Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!
by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019
The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.
Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!
Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?
Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!
Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?
Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 16, 2019