1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls
All you nards get to bed (def 1)
by Mr.Frierland December 7, 2009
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(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.
That Sting is such a nard these days.
by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 21, 2010
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short for oxnard.
slang for oxnard.
and the home of nardcore and mexicans
Amber is from the Nard.
by bitch March 7, 2004
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something that is useless, unnecessary or not needed
That area rug on top of the rug is such a nard
by nardster October 4, 2011
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Testies. They guys in the happy sack.
Balls. Testicular cancer meat. Nuts.
Whoa! Examples are supposed to go here? Nuts!
by David Childress October 5, 2004
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