Muddy Rudder

Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.

Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.

by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003

Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.

We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.

by dave invented it May 15, 2006

Muddy Rudder

A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".

During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.

Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!

by jimmy2time January 23, 2010

Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.

I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.

by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010

muddy rudder

When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).

In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.

It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.

I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.

by UMOMcFly November 22, 2007

Muddy Rudder

put ya dick in a unwiped booty hole and wiggle it round.

Guy 1: "Aye bro your girl let you put her the butt last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was right after she shit and we outta toilet paper"
Guy 1: "AHH a good ole Muddy Rudder"

by YoungBloodyb August 6, 2017

the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.

Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.

by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 24, 2014