Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 11, 2011

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

salt and pepper moustache

White, blonde adolescent boy with pre-pubescent moustache consisting of blonde and black hair. The individual believes this two-toned tasche is cool, but it's not.

"Look at Mike's salt and pepper moustache"

by creeps and freaks July 29, 2012

Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)

I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

by Whackmaster November 30, 2007

Awesome Moustache Day

Februari 4th. The annual occasion which reminds us of the awesomeness of lucious upper lip hair.

- "Are you visiting your parents for Awesome Moustache Day this year?"
- "We stopped celebrating after Freddy Mercury passed away."

by Cutepants March 3, 2010

Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 4, 2004