| 1. | The Burton | ||
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The Burton is the moustache style that was researched and developed by the dedication and dreams of Montague Burton, the founding genius Burton, Britain’s leading high-street menswear retailer. The tache/mo is styled upon two influential moustache types; the English and the Handlebar The Burton has a full body and curves down across the mouth, with slightly waxed tips - it should never be oversized or exaggerated. There has been years of work put into developing this style - since the company was founded in 1903 the moustache style has been developed, as moustaches were coaxed and groomed to perfection to develop what can now be unveiled as ‘The Burton’. more...
In November, Burton stores will be revising history, actively encouraging staff & customers to "Go for a Burton" and grow - a moustache whilst raising money for Prostate Cancer as part of Movember. The charity is The Prostate Cancer Charity . Staff of the men’s clothing company are going to enjoy friendly competition in support of the Movember campaign and will be attempting to grow, style and groom the perfect Burton Mo. This is also an opportunity for the company to once more claim its position as the top moustachioed company in the world as the head office, stores and a new generation of Burton tailored men join together to raise money for Movember. |
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| 2. | Watering the Moustache | ||
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The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long. Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
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| 3. | TMC | ||
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The abbreviation for a television show called The Moustache Couple. The show is about a husband and wife who are both only married in an attempt to hide their homosexuality. It's currently on its second season (as of 2/28/2012) and is gaining more and more fans each day. "Did you see The Moustache Couple last night?"
"Yeah, I love TMC!" |
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| 4. | Porn-star Moustache | ||
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A type of moustache which resembles a side-ways C with the points pointing downwards. Sometimes it only points down slightly. However, it does not point down past the mouth. The moustache does not cover the Common with porn stars, and also associated with policemen from the 70's. (see Beastie Boys music video for "Sabotage") Why do all the cops in these old movies have Porn-star Moustache?
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| 5. | shit moustache | ||
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A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!! |
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| 6. | Moustaching | ||
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one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.
I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.
Moustaching needs lots of skills. For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache. |
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| 7. | Ginger Moustache | ||
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A finger is inserted into the vagina that is currently menstruating. The finger is then withdrawn and smeared across the upper lip of an unsuspecting victim. It is similar to a dirty Sanchez, except in the place of feces, menstrual fluid (blood, mucus and vaginal fluid and traces of yeast).
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act. Ex. 1: "My boyfriend is really pissing me off right now, I'm thinking about giving him a ginger moustache tonight after he falls asleep."
Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!" |
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