A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
by premium-succ August 1, 2017
Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017
Masterbating oneself
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!
White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!
by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 24, 2005
One large amount of food consumed as the day's only meal, sometimes on Thanksgiving, but often after an all-night bender. Usually followed by sleep or television.
You: "Hey you wanna get dinner?"
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."
by tsukiatari May 13, 2008
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Any meal prepared for an adult that would primarily be consumed by children under the age of 10. The term is often related to the food choices made by college students in the dining hall.
Doc: What did you get to eat?
Miller: Corn dogs and mac and cheese. You?
Doc: Grilled cheese and french fries.
Fitz: Did y'all get a toy with those kid's meals?
Miller: Corn dogs and mac and cheese. You?
Doc: Grilled cheese and french fries.
Fitz: Did y'all get a toy with those kid's meals?
by Millarsovich May 1, 2009