An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.
My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.
by ijwahak December 29, 2005
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Yo my parents just kicked me out so im gonna be stayin at my grandmas for a while, and she bakes me cookies every night ;)
by osca miah March 11, 2005
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A nice woman who deserves lots of love, and is the mother of your father/mother.
Hi! my grandma made some hot food!
by uiopuiopuiuiopiui August 20, 2020
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She makes cookies

Duh
Grandma make me cookies this instant or I’ll snap your neck like I did with grandpa.
by LolFerrari September 27, 2020
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I'll take two shots of Grandma please.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my nouth.
by Ryan Robertson March 7, 2005
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