The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.
A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!
by Wang P. Freely April 7, 2003
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Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.
1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!
by Jon March 16, 2005
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They are a piece of shit. Not worth this forrum.
Dell should be emmitted from the Urban Dictionary! BECAUSE DELL IS FROM HELL!
by Shin Dig of Fresno November 27, 2003
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Dwelling in which The Farmer resides.
Hi-ho, the derry-o...The Farmer in The Dell
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Something negative. You can dell somone or be Delled by somone. You can also be Delled by a object. Has a very very large range of uses. Nothing to do with a computer. Used mainly on the east coast (New York City).
"I Delled you up in that basketball game last night. "

"Who cares man, that kid is dell"

"Yo man i just ate a rotten apple"
"DELLLLLLLL."
by Maxwella October 28, 2007
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Where Randolph Macon Woman's College students run naked when drunk.
Hey guys...it's December...but i'm completely wasted. Let's go streak in the dell!
by random October 15, 2004
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A fairly reliable system contrary to public belief. Most people have problems with Dells and ALL OTHER computers as HP, Compaq , ect. because they need to learn how to properly operate, maintain and secure thier computers.

Dell computers use the Intel boards and chips that prove to be cheap yet reliable. My Dell computer has been running 5 years strait, i never turn it off execpt for an occasional reboot or the power goes out and nothing on my Dell has failed yet.

It is true that the Intel boards that they use lack the ability to upgrade somewhat. They do not supply an AGP slot for vid cards and their cases do not supply a spare slot for a 2nd Hard Drive.

When ordering you should know what you need or your sure to get ripped, not by Dell, but by yourself.

Celeron chips are cripled Pentium chips and are for office apps, not gamming like the Pentium series, know how much memmory your apps need, know how much ram your video card needs to support and how much Hard Drive space you need. Knowing these basis is a good start in selecting a system.

Also be carefull, it is true that Dell Tech support is not excellet or anywhere close to adequate, although this could be because of rules implemented on the tech support team by the company rather then the support group themselves. But if you know how to operate and troubleshoot you do not need tech support.
Jhon > What type of comp did you get
Elroy > i got a dell P4 2.8ghz
Jhon > dude dell sucks
Elroy > i know how to operate a system, you can barley find the on switch! so how would you know?
by Shrader September 14, 2006
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