Those toothpaste shits where you whipe your ass 10 000 times but it never shows any signs of slowing down so you just kind of dab at it. Sometimes followed by a feeling of accomplishment or, ironically, cleansliness or releif. Can be caused by bad diet, but otherwise occurs sooner or later after a month or so.
I just had the dabs. Sometimes you just need to clean out the pipes.
I just had a bag of doritos with my brother, and we had italian for dinner. We're going to have mad dabs tommorow.