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The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap." "After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."
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It's fuckin gonorrhea Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom. |
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the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea (Hand hits forehead.)
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Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table. Bang! Bang! Bang!
Another case of that nasty stuff. ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore. |
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra Ugh, dude you have the clap!
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A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name “clap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel. Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.
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The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee. Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party" |
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Gonorrhea. you get it from sex. Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.
It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap. |
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