desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!

1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"

by mooroobool November 13, 2013

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Caravanning

When you dicking her ass and you slip your nuts into that pussy to tow along for the ride

dude, I was caravanning your girl last night.

by Dislxic July 21, 2015

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Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die

Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice

by cjwilliams135 August 19, 2020

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the caravan

same as the minivan but with two guys

I was minivanning this MILF and my buddy opened the sliding door and it was transformed like optimus prime into the caravan

by theminivan May 7, 2015

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Struggle Caravan

Similar to a Struggle Bus, but worse. While a bus makes many annoying stops, a caravan has to go very far very slowly because it is drawn by oxen and not powered by an engine.

When I was already late to my job, I crashed my car into a tree. Looks like my day just turned from a Struggle Bus into a Struggle Caravan.

by Beetus Buddy March 20, 2021

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