the bungler

a guy/girl who does no prep work or heavy lifting prior to a relationship--he/she just slides in during a crisis and steals the vulnerable prize.

When Sarah's cat was hit by a car, she decided that we should take a break, it was during this period that her veterinarian slid in and became the bungler to our relationship.

by Sowadi April 23, 2009

bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

by Reggie July 1, 2004

Bungler

Someone who believes what they read on the internet, no matter how far fetched and out of the world the pitch is.

Man I just read Bungler News , can you believe that George Bush never finished the third grade?

by Jason Norgaard April 8, 2010

Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

garbage bungler

Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.

Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.

by thug_lyfe May 3, 2007

Spung-bungler

The type of guy who jerks himself off and nuts in his own eye like a beee-yach.

That guy, you know, the one who tried to eat his underwear to beat the breathalyzer, he was a real spung - bungler. Fucker got off though.

by Kairan November 18, 2003

Cunt Bungler

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.

Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!

by Choc Chink May 22, 2014