The Snookie

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.

I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.

by amberenergy84 February 4, 2011

snookie

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.

Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.

by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

Snooki

n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook

Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki

by Devine1 March 8, 2010

snooki

v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.

"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"

by kosure January 4, 2010

Snookied

Getting punched in the face for talking shit!

guy/girl says: You fuckin suck!!
2ndguy/girl:THROWS PUNCH ACROSS THE FACE OF SHIT TALKER!!
Witness says: Damn!!!!!!! that guy/girl just got snookied!!!

by fosho36 December 13, 2009

Snookie

Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time

"The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money"

by 18th century aristocrat January 20, 2010

Snookied

To punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face.

While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp.

by collinbreathstink December 7, 2009