Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
by shiftyclaybob January 27, 2010
The time it takes for a vehicle to reach a speed of 60 mph. For this test the vehicle is required to start at a stand still position. The Fastest 0-60 time ever recorded is 1.7 seconds by the Lingenfelter ZO6 Corvette. Unfortunateley none were ever produced for the public. The fastest 0-60 time by a normal production car is the Koenigsegg CC with a time of 3.0 .
by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004
by Little P Pushing July 20, 2019
the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Drinking some sort of alcohol as fast as you can to become inebriated in the shortest time possible.
by Shane Beezy February 19, 2009
by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021