Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.
Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
by Wizards Sleeve June 4, 2005
The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.
She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006
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by kanerockgod January 23, 2007
This is when a large woman spreads her legs while sitting down, however her thighs are too large to expose vagina, so they make a decieving extra layer of labia, hence the thooch=thigh+cooch.
Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable
(or thatch=snatch+thigh
Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable
(or thatch=snatch+thigh
Yo Kye, last night, uhh... did Buronikuh have a thooch/thatch?
Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.
Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.
by twizzlemynizzle February 21, 2011
one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...
by squirrely wrath August 6, 2004
Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.
Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!
by MC93 August 6, 2004