In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 2, 2006
A stupid ,shallow white female, who gets jealous whenever she sees an Asian female with a white guy.
by Redthread September 12, 2010
Slang for a VW bus (the Volkswagen Type 2, AKA Transporter).
Named for their uncanny resemblance to the cream-filled sponge cake... in shape at least. In the Slug-Bug game, Bugs are worth one slug, Twinkies are worth two, and VW Things are worth four, only because they are so rare. If you see a yellow VW bus driving down the street, you may mistake it for a giant rolling Twinkie.
Named for their uncanny resemblance to the cream-filled sponge cake... in shape at least. In the Slug-Bug game, Bugs are worth one slug, Twinkies are worth two, and VW Things are worth four, only because they are so rare. If you see a yellow VW bus driving down the street, you may mistake it for a giant rolling Twinkie.
Billy: Twinkie! (slugs Jim twice)
Jim: Aw man, you suck!
Sue: I bought a Twinkie last night, only had 220,000 miles.
Jim: Aw man, you suck!
Sue: I bought a Twinkie last night, only had 220,000 miles.
by David J. Hansen January 16, 2008
by zany zane February 1, 2008
The original usage of twinkie occured circa between fall/spring 1979 or 1980 when I, a female guitarist and actress, was in a punk rock band rehearsing in a "music building" in Manhattan on 38th street. I would pick up a twinkie before rehearsals and eat them on breaks and the singer in my band started calling me a twinkie. That summer I went to work at a summer stock theater on LI where I started using the word around anyone being extra silly or acting out (i.e. doing a lot of twirling or drag, or being fabulous in some way, etc.)...the guys, most of whom were gay dancers, caught onto it. Within a couple of years the word was being regularly used in the gay community for any young, fun partying gay boy. That is the true origin of the usage of twinkie on the gay scene and how it came about as it had never been used in any context prior to that except in reference to the yellow packaged creme filled cake.
You're such a twinkie!
by twinkietrue June 13, 2011
1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.
2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.
2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.
1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
by SharD October 9, 2004
by KC April 11, 2003