SharD's definitions

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006

box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

by Shard December 31, 2004

Bowstaff

A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.

I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!

by Shard February 28, 2005

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005

Lacrosse

An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.

"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore!"

by Shard February 28, 2005

Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.

A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."

by Shard February 28, 2005