"You like unicorns too?? We're twinkies!!"
by Twinkie#1 January 13, 2013
The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".
It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
by snorpitts August 6, 2011
adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
by Gonz8 March 24, 2008
by Lark Anderson February 26, 2012
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"
- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
by cloud93 November 16, 2013
by Angdydrew March 16, 2005
A twenty (twenty dollars worth, varies from place to place what twenty dollars is actually worth) sack of a type of drug, usually used for cocaine or marijuana
by Da dope dealer October 12, 2005