1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.
by wayne gillespie June 26, 2005
1. a situation where a man (a client?) has a sexual quickie. Maybe it's during a break period.
2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".
3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".
3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
1. James and Mary had a hot time in the storage room this afternoon. It was so brief but so electric and so intense it was a case of "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".
4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".
3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".
4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 19, 2009
Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.
by Joshua666 July 8, 2013
Sometimes used as a way to denote the successful completion of a military mission well underbudget and well within time constraints. Implies they forgot something (see other definition)
If America were to declare war on Canada and launched a full scale nuclear strike, it'd be safe to say that that operation was "wham bam thank you ma'am"
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."
by Dirty760 July 24, 2021
if you want to prove a point or if you want to have a great comeback for a b*tch if you want to leave them speechless
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next
b*tch friend: omg did u do this
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn
by d4hlia February 28, 2019