thaiarrhea

diarrhea from eating Thai food that is too spicy, usually causing a burning, extremely sore asshole.

That restaurant gave me the worst thaiarrhea

by TheSpiceKillsMe June 16, 2008

thaiarrhea

A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.

My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.

by patrickinbigd February 12, 2011

Thaiarrhea

The multiple day case of diarrhea one gets after eating Thai food.

I ate at that Thai Restaurant and haven't left the bathroom thanks to the Thaiarrhea I got

by Regis6900 June 5, 2010

Thaiarrhea

Diarrhea caused by eating Thai food.

Dude, I can't take her there.. I'll end up with thaiarrhea!

by NBowman November 24, 2012

Thaiarrhea

The liquid that comes out of your anus the day after eating low quality Thai food

I was at the gym until the thaiarrhea hit me, I should not have had that second spicy tuna roll.

by CrashAddict May 23, 2010

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

by Rogan January 6, 2007