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The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
by Chauncey Billups July 28, 2005
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my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.
by Idiotherder August 14, 2008
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My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.
by Coppatop85 September 03, 2003
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The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
by Lord Gus August 02, 2007
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when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.
text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.
by Nathan Goudreau November 16, 2007
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Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse
by D=Rad July 23, 2010
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When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.
Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.
by The Notorious BIC September 16, 2007
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