textplaining

trying to explain something over text messageing.

my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed.

textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.

by sarahk77 September 12, 2007

textplain

explaining something to someone in detail via text message

Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it

by AdamAAAfzali October 09, 2008

Textplain

When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).

Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"

Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"

by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010

textplain

When something is too hard to explain over text messages and is better to be told in person.

Frank: "Dude, my mom just called the cops on me."
Brett: "Wow, why?"
Frank: "Too hard to textplain, I'll tell you at school."

by madkid January 10, 2010

Textplain

To explain via text message.

Jon, "tell me what happened last night!"

Taylor, "it's too long to textplain"

Jon, "I demand a textplanation!"

by JClifM June 13, 2013

Textplain

Trying to explain something in a text message but the other person isn't catching on.

Listen- I'm trying to textplain to you what I mean.

by Tex Austyn November 27, 2018

Textplain

to explain something through a text

I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.

by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012